Warning: Yeah, I'm Venting... You Would Too

ARGH!!!
Why do I still have to deal with the lame a$$ doochbag and his bottomfeeder homewrecker???  They are both so UGLY and creepy and sickening and scuzzy!  Both are losers that are too insecure to be alone with their consciouses.
When are they going to figure it out????
He's totally a step up for her, even though he's pretty poor and she'll be supporting him for a looong while.  And she's completely a step down for him - which is comforting for his weak sauce ego.  Of course he'd trade in the woman who's expectations he was never going to meet, who knows all of his MANY disgusting, dirty secrets, who encouraged him to be better than he was.  He's lazy.  He wants someone who's too dumb to figure that out, and who's old and been with a ton of other people, none of which wanted to keep her long term.  That's his style.  Someone he doesn't have to stretch for, hell I'm sure she's thrilled he's not even working at all right now.  He's also emotionally abusive and a cheater - oh wait - they both are cowards like that, never mind.  I'm sure they make their mothers proud.
Oh well, at least they can smoke up and have dirty sex in the back of his borrowed mini van.  Now there's a happily ever after if I ever heard one.