I'm Going to Tell You

The extended version of my current facebook status: I'm a woman who tells it like it is.  If the slit of your skirt is so high that myself and everyone else walking behind you on a busy downtown street can actually see your butt, I'm going to tell you.  If your shirt is hanging out of your open fly and you are the manager of a fast food place, I'm going to tell you.  If you are walking past me in Rona and I notice that you still have a curler in your hair, I'm going to tell you.  So sure as shootin', if you call out my family member on their facebook status and you've got your facts seriously messed up??  I'm going to tell you.  Period.